19th February

Darlius asked me if I got any present or flowers on Val's day last week.

I told him I got none, and the fact that IF I got any I wouldn't be taking it back home. (Smart)

And he interrogated further - betul ke no one give you anything ? You kan ramai boifren. (Caution : Ini ayat perangkap)

Err..iye but they all know I don't celebrate Vals crap kan. Lagi pun.. Vals is just another marketing strategy to boost up sales of flowers je..they up the price like crazy pun ..people would still buy. Besides, it’s just another lame excuse to get laid jer. First flowers, then candle lite dinner then you ended up..kat mana ? Again just another strategic planning that won't work on me ok.

So..sapa kasik you bunga ?

Ish..mana ade bunga!!!

Don't tell me no one get crazy over you! Sapa kasik bunga?

Ish..tak ade la..Buat apa orang nak gilakan I.. I bukannya artis.. &%&$@@!!

Alaa..cakap la..I don't mind ok.

Laa..kan I cakap tak ade bunga..

You sure ??

Iyeee..ish..you ni..I tell you what..why not you buy me flowers now..and we'll see what happen ?? We can skip the dinner if you want. Sengih.

Tadaa. Case closed. (Smart)